The Dishing Diva

Britney Spears wore quite a strange outfit as she went to dance yesterday. She looks like a crazy hobo if you ask me. Who wears that kind of outfit in public! For all those frappucinos and all the stress she is under she hasn’t gained a pound! If I was under the stress that Britney was I think I would balloon up to 250. I guess that is one thing that Britney has going for her. If you are thinking Britney may have a few love handles, don’t be hating the girl did have two kids!

I am not quite sure why Mariah thinks she can get away with wearing hideous shoes like that! This photo of her was taken yesterday outside of the MTV studio.  I wonder if she is tempted to click her heels together like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz? Although she may fall over because those are not the average heel. I bet she put those shoes on and was like these will definitely get me some attention (and sure enough it did!).

Lindsay Lohan was loving up life wearing her short shorts. I am seriously starting to wish I lived in LA the weather is amazing there. It’s February and I am sitting here trapped at my desk in the rain while Lindsay is strutting her stuff in shorts at the beach!

The only thing keeping me going is that apparently it is really smoggy there so breathe it in Linds breathe it in!

Christina Aguilera has been showing off her breasts quite a lot lately. Not that anyone minds! I wonder if she is still breastfeeding her baby and maybe her breasts are just swelling up do to the excess milk. I think I see a vein that is about to pop on her right boob. I guess her boobs are also large because she has implants mixed with all that milk.

Now for the scarier part… check out this picture, there is definitely not something right about her boobs. It’s got to be the implants.

“The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend. Paris is tired of the haters and she’s looking for someone new. She’s looking for someone new and cool who she can trust. The new show is going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life.”

LOL LOL LOL, are we running out of TV show ideas? Doesn’t Paris have enough money that she doesn’t need friends? We know how this show will end with Paris not actually hanging out with the girl. If the girls on the show don’t have money, somehow I doubt that Paris will actually be friends with them. I think the winner, should get a 1 million dollar prize so she can too be a millionaire! That would be good fun. Paris can afford it too, so why not?

Ashlee Simpson performed at Lax and brought along her bf Pete Wentz. I am not feeling Ashlee’s new hair color, but Pete on the other hand is actually looking somewhat sexy. It looks like the two of them went at it with the flat iron. Why when I straighten my hair does it never go as flat as Ashlee’s. Mine is straight, but not flat like that! I guess my hair just has too much volume and it sort of looks like I put my finger in a socket.

“The real hero was [Spears’s father] Jamie. He has taken charge, and she has visitation again.”

I think Britney is starting to see that her Dad has good intents. I am sure she was super exstatic to finally see her kids. She wasn’t alone, she was supervised with her psychologist, and her dad. I am glad Kevin is giving her another chance.

Fergie got herself another huge money making endorsement. She is going to be the new face of Calvin Klein. What happened to models doing all this, it seems today that being a celebrity gets you all the gigs. I feel sorry for the new girls of America’s Next Top model because really the may make a few bucks, but nothing like a celebrity would.

“She’s a perfect fit. She loves Calvin and they think she is beautiful and fun and brings a lot to the brand.”

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo apparently enjoyed a $4700 bill at Nello’s restaurant in New York City. They ate

four orders of black truffles ($250 each),
Cristal champagne ($1000),
bottle of Silver Oak Cabernet Sauvignon ($750)

Don’t worry these two didn’t go broke, their friends picked up the tab and even left a hefty tip of $2000.

“Hi everybody.
I wanted to reach out personally to all my fans/friends out there in the world. First and foremost, thank-you for all of your support and love, it means a lot to me right now. The most important thing for you all to know, is that Carey and I love each other so so much. This break up is not about cheating, anger, or fighting. I know it sounds like cliche bullshit, but we are best friends, and we will continue to be. All I know at this point, is that I want to make the best album I can, and Carey wants to do the best possible job he can with everything he has going on. He is a good man, so please support him as well. One never knows the future, but mine and Careys’ just might involve beach babies and sunshine one day. Just not right now.
Thanks for the concern and caring.
X
Miss P”

Well as far as marital splits go, no drama here. Still though, such a sad sad situation.  Wouldn’t it make for a great song if they did get back together someday? I think this blogging message is a little fishy. We saw the pictures, we know Carey was up to no good! Pink just come out and say it!