The Dishing Diva

American Idol’s sweetie David Archuleta gave an interview to Seventeen and one of the highlights from it was a question about his first kiss. David answered, “I haven’t had a first kiss.”

So adorable that he was honest enough to admit it! His fans lovingly refer to him as “Archie” so I can only imagine the hearts that must be fluttering over the fact that their adorable idol doesn’t have a girlfriend.

Here is his latest entry from his blog:

June 30 – Blog Entry From David
Current mood: excited
Category: Music

“Hey guys!

Tomorrow’s our first show!! I have to admit I’m a little nervous, but I’m way excited at the same time. We’ve been having rehearsals each day just getting ready for the big day, and everyone sounds great. Last night after the rehearsal Kristy Lee, Chikezie, Cook, Jason and his family, Carly and I went go karting and it was sooo much fun lol. At first I was kinda like eh, I don’t know if I should go or not, I should get some rest and stuff. But Kristy Lee pushed me into going and now I want to go again.

Also on Sunday my cousin and his wife came up to visit, which was cool to see because they’ve both been in the military and busy. We were able to just hang out for a little bit and went to church. Anyway that’s all for now.

Can’t wait to see everyone tomorrow at the show!

– David”

Britney will not be ruled out for the 2008 MTV Music awards. I thought after the trainwreck of a performance last year, she may not be invited to perform again… but I guess they got really good ratings. She is still newsworthy because everyone is still waiting to see her big comeback!

“Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?”, said Van Toffler, president of MTV Networks Music Group during a recent interview. “I’m not sure how we top Britney opening the show. We are working on it every minute of every day.”

If she does do the MTV awards in September someone better make God damn sure that she rehearses and is actually amazing…

Here is her old performance in case you want to reminisce.

Hmm,

Now isn’t this interesting. The ‘other woman’ that Michael Lohan had the affair with is now speaking out to Star Magazine about their relationship. Her name is Kristi Kaufman:

“I just want to make sure the truth comes out,” Kristi, 44, said from her home in Florence, Mont. “Michael is already out there spreading lies.”

Kristi told the magazine that their affair lasted several years. She admits they began seeing each other while he was briefly separated from Lindsay’s mom Dina… but it continued even after the Lohans got back together:

“He met me in Houston and we met again in New York,” she says.

Kristi says she had always had doubts that her ex-husband was not Ashley’s father, and in 2005 she took a paternity test that proved it.

“The only other person I had slept with was Michael,” she said.

“My daughter (Ashley) has a right to know who her father is — and it’s Michael,” says Kristi, who is now married to real-estate agent Daryl Kaufmann.

When asked by Star about Kristi’s allegations Michael said:

“I have known Kristi since 1983, I hadn’t seen her for 12 years. Dina and I were separated and I had seen Kristi, she was in the middle of a divorce. Years later she contacted me convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.

“My lawyers will sort this out.”

Notice he did not mention calling his secret love child and wishing her a happy 12th birthday, nor did he mention continuing the affair AFTER he and Dina Lohan reconciled! Shame really.

Michael Lohan recently gave an interview and told OK! Magazine that Lindsay and Ali have a secret sister. This is yet another classic example of how their parental unit communicates with his offspring. He beaks off to the press.

Michael admitted to an afair while he was separated from his wife Dina. The other woman contacted him years later and said she had his child.

She also told OK! that Michael Lohan has talked to his secret love child a few times and even called her on her 13th birthday (which was in June of this year) but has not met her or gave any child maintenance. She said, “It’s time for Michael to take responsibility.”

Poor Lindsay. What an embarrassment he must be. I hope this doesn’t set her off the deep end, she’s been doing so well lately.

Her album “Identified” will be out in stores July 1st, and this song is a bonus track available only in the Japanese version.

In a recent review in Entertainment Weekly, she says her new album is:

“Definitely sophisticated” but also thinks it’s “funky and fun.”

Some of the more standout tracks are: “Sneakernight,” “First Bad Habit,” and “Gone With The Wind.” “Sneakernight” is available on iTunes now.

Brooke Does Maxim magazine and might I say she looks pretty good. Brooke has this weird face about her that sometimes can look awkward.. but I am not seeing it in these shots.(photoshop anyone?).

Brooke has a pretty rockin body took! I never thought she did because one day (when I was really bored) I was watching the Hogan show and she dressed up as a emochick in order to hit up an amusement park ingnonito. She randomly asked some kid if he thought Brooke Hogan was fat.. I laughed so hard because the kid said yeah kinda and she was heart broken.
I guess she has been working out since?

Los Angeles Superior Court spokesperson, Alan Parachini gave this statement on the court proceedings Tuesday:

There was a change in visitation status that was ordered by Commissioner Gordon this morning. I’m not at liberty to answer any questions about the nature of that change.

Britney, Kevin, and her father (and co-conservator) Jamie Spears attended the hearing.

The details of her visitation will not be released however it is being reported by TMZ that she wanted overnight visits with her sons.

She and Kevin are scheduled to be back in court July 15th. Laura Wasser is again representing Britney in the custody case. She had dropped her as a client during her crazy antics phase because she continually ignored her legal advice.

Jennifer Lopez was being her usual self (diva) with a capital D shopping last week at the Catherine Malandrino boutique on Manhasset’s Miracle Mile.

“She demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, ‘Absolutely not,’ ” said our spy. “Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn’t buy one thing.” J.Lo’s rep did not return a call.”

I really pisses me off that she ‘needs 50% off’ when she has that much money. If anyone needs 50 percent off now a days it is Lindsay Lohan, or regular folk like myself.

Either way it is funny to hear about her divalike ways.

Britney Spears is now being shadowed by 6 armed guards (trained by the Israeli military). She is paying close to $25,000 a week for these guys to watch her every move. There has to be two guards watching her at all times, while the others scout out restaurants, hair salons, coffee shops etc.. before she enters.

Kind of strange… maybe she doesn`t feel secure…and this is what is needed to keep her sane and feeling safe.

Mike Comrie is going to be holding on to his hot girlfriend Hilary for awhile. I could see him proposing to her. She is just way too cute. Here they are together at the Cartier Love Charity event. I wonder if he is a bit hurt when the paparazzi ask him to step away from the Duffster so they can get a few pics of her alone. Hopefully he just takes it as flattery that he has such a hot girl…