Michael Lohan recently gave an interview and told OK! Magazine that Lindsay and Ali have a secret sister. This is yet another classic example of how their parental unit communicates with his offspring. He beaks off to the press.

Michael admitted to an afair while he was separated from his wife Dina. The other woman contacted him years later and said she had his child.

She also told OK! that Michael Lohan has talked to his secret love child a few times and even called her on her 13th birthday (which was in June of this year) but has not met her or gave any child maintenance. She said, “It’s time for Michael to take responsibility.”

Poor Lindsay. What an embarrassment he must be. I hope this doesn’t set her off the deep end, she’s been doing so well lately.