So we thought Britney might stay away from the papparazzi and LA for awhile, but she missed it too much. Brit visited Jamie Lynn and her niece Maddie in Louisiana for just 3 days. I heard reports that she was going to stay for a few months, but I guess she couldn’t stand to be away from all her adoring shutter bugs.
Not sure how true this is, but a ‘source’ told someone that Jennifer Lopez wants to be the perfect mom and breaks down in tears if her twins cry… Somehow I think it is a bit far fetched, but it is funny either way. I am glad Mark is keeping Jennifer under control.
The source said, “Jennifer wants to be the perfect mother, but she crumbles if any normal little thing goes wrong. If the twins cry, she thinks it’s because she’s a bad mom, and bursts into tears herself. Marc had to sit her down and make her understand that she’s a good mom and it’s normal for babies to cry.”
His name is Derrick Barry and doesn’t he do a fine job of impersonating Britney? He put on quite the performance for last night’s episode of America’s Got Talent and wowed the audience as well as myself!I can’t stop laughing! He is trashtastic just like her! Something tells me we’ll be seeing more of this guy in the future!
Eminem made a surprise prank call on Tuesday night on his Sirius Satellite Radio station, Shade 45, to LL Cool J who was a guest on Tony Touch’s “Toca Tuesday.”
Em posing as “Jason from Miami,” challenged LL to a round of “Name That Tune.” Em as “Jason” recited some of LL’s lyrics and LL would have to guess which one of his songs was being rapped.
“Hold your nose, dead bodies are around/ I leave scratch marks under the tears of a clown,” Eminem rapped in character. Cool J immediately recognized his song “Eat ‘Em Up L Chill.”
Em rapped up more lyrics:
“The president woke and he called the pope/ The pope climbed to heaven on a golden rope/ PS. The Lord raised Michelangelo from the dead/ So he can make a fresh painting of my head.”
LL correctly answered: “My Rhyme Ain’t Done.”
Am impressed LL, not knowing he was talking to Eminem said to “Jason” :
“You sound good saying them joints. Damn, B, “that sounds like you need to write some bars, homie.”
Eminem then recited some of his own rhymes from “Lose Yourself” and finally let on who he was. Cool J laughed. Eminem went on to say that he had been a longtime fan of LL Cool J and remembered their only meeting, years ago in a Foot Locker.
“Listen, man, you got this relationship with Dre,” Em said. “You’re cool with 50, so when are we gonna hang out? I got cable at my house, and the game is on.”
Tony Touch the radio host quickly asked Eminem about what he has been up to since he has been on hiatus since late 2006. He was also hospitalized with pneumonia last December.
“Everything is good,” he replied. “I’m just in the studio now working on songs.”
LL Cool J’s next album, Exit 13, is set to drop sometime this summer.
Here is Britney poolside at the optional topless pool Bare at the Mirage Hotel in Vegas. She’s actually looking fine, although the short dress or is it a cover up could be a wee bit longer.
Wicked looking gladiator shoes aren’t they? Thankfully she’s not wearing those hideous cowboy boots!
Her weave looks weavetastic as well! I’m so anxious to see how long her real hair is, obviously not long enough. Shame she never rocked the bald head look!
Kat Von D tattooed around 400 people in 24 hours while filming her reality show. Her ex husband Oliver Peck decided to out ‘tattoo’ her, by inking 413 people in 24 hours. I bet Kat was pissed when she found out he beat her world record. Guinness was their to crown him the tattoo king. I don’t think Kat will be trying to beat him as she almost couldn’t make the 24 hours the first time around. Kat Tattooed a little over 16 people/hour where Oliver tattooed over 17 people/hour.
Looks like the celebrity crazed paparazzi are no longer following Paris like they used to. She went out to some low class hamburger joint with her boytoy and had only 2 paparazzi following her. I guess everyone has seen and heard enough of Paris, and they are all just waiting for something new and exciting to pop up and so far no one really has… Heidi Montag is hardly that interesting…
I think Paris will settle down happily with Benji and fade away quietly. If her and Benji breakup then I think we will be seeing a lot of Paris again.
OK! Magazine is reporting that John Leverence, a spokesman for the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences says that Britney is included on the official ballot of 41 names for outstanding actress in a comedy series, for her two guest starring roles on “How I Met Your Mother.”
Britney played an easily seduced receptionist named Abby. The ratings shot up with her guest starring role.
Nominations for Emmys — U.S. tv’s highest honors – will be announced on July 17/08.
Here is a photo of Amy with her amazing beehive giving icy pops to the photographers outside her home. I have to say I’m impressed that she took that much time to purdy herself up.
On a more important newsworthy note, Amy will be singing for a crowd in Russia tonight. Reuters is reporting that Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich has hired her to perform at the opening of his girlfriend’s art gallery. She is supposedly being paid $2 million for the gig!
Here is Marky Mark looking oh so fine in a tux at the premiere of “The Happening” in New York last night.
Mark Wahlberg lives in the same neighborhood as the Beckams, but he doesn’t seem to be thrilled with having them so close by. When asked if he has ever met David, he had this to say:
“No, but that fucker lives down the road from me, man! He has to go back to the UK, because he has the paparazzi all over my house. I was in the UK for the last week and they don’t want him back there. They said, ‘Keep him over there!’”
*sigh* It must be so frustrating to have A-Listers as neighbours!