Mar 12

Joaquin performed last night at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami at around 2 in the morning. During his ghetto – budget rap act, some loser in the audience tried to do the flex . Joaquin response was:

“We have a f**ing bitch in the audience”

The loser in the crowd kept at him, so Joaquin hissed back:

“I’ve got $1 million in the bank. What have you got b**ch?”

Then Joaquin dropped his mic, charged into the audience and gave him a beat down.

Security broke the wrestling match up and booted Joaquin out of his own show. Naturally, Casey Affleck recorded the whole scene on tape for the mockumentary they are making. I used to think he was kind of sexy looking but homeboy trying to gain street cred isn’t working for him.

He’s a walking contradiction in terms. The GQ suit he is wearing is perfectly tailored to him and the homeless ‘fro and grizzly beard ” rapper ” combo top is rebel/bada** yet he goes on Letterman, gives press conferences and keeps us all informed on his new thing.

Something about him does it for me though!

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