The singer is none too happy with her father, Mitch Winehouse, for talking about her issues in public. This is what Amy Winehouse allegedly wrote on twitter regarding her father’s comments about her life: “Why don’t my dad write a song when something bothers him instead of going on national tv? And you thought your parents were embarrassing.” Well, Amy Winehouse’s father should apparently check his list of priorities. Rather than talking about his daughter on TV, Mitch Winehouse might want to see about teaching her proper grammar. After all, they are British and they do have values to uphold.

The troubled singer’s new boyfriend’s identity has been revealed: he is George III, also named “Monk”, son of the legendary boxer George Foreman. A source said that Amy Winehouse is very taken with this high-blood man: “Amy told us that she’s dating George Foreman’s son, she said he is absolutely gorgeous. Amy also laughed and revealed he’s a very big man. She seemed genuinely excited about him.” Could this really be the stranger she was seen with recently? Or is this just a clever little ruse thought up by Amy Winehouse to protect the identity of the real pretender? Nah, she couldn’t be that elaborately wicked, not after all the pot she’s done.

Amy Winehouse is looking to expand her resume by launching her own perfume. Now that the singer is back in the UK, Wino’s father is trying to license her name to a perfume house to the tune of $750,000. A source said “They want it to reflect her style with a classic smoky 1950s look and smell. Amy is keen to expand her brand and wants to latch on to the celeb perfumes bandwagon while she can.” They got the smoky part right. They better not let her close to the samples. She might create a scent vaguely smelling of cigarettes and alcohol.

Well, actually, her home was cleared of all non-human parasites. Actually, no, make that all very small parasites. It seems Amy Winehouse has begun offering shelter to stray dogs and this has created concerns with her management who recently fumigated her St. Lucia home where she is keeping the strays. A source related: “Management initially turned a blind eye to what Amy was doing. But she’s adopted about five or six dogs now. They’re all strays without the proper vaccinations and they all have fleas. The management did not want the risk of any of the fleas infecting any of the other rooms, so they got a firm of fumigators in to blitz Amy’s quarters and told her not to bring any more animals on site.” I hope they did this while Amy Winehouse was away… we wouldn’t want to eliminate all of the parasites, now would we?

According to the Daily Star (via M&C), Amy was sauntering around the island when she ran into a group of locals smoking banana skins. Ever the open-minded gal that she is, she thought she’d buy what they were selling!

A source said:

“She made sure there wasn’t anything really bad in them because she’s being so good now. They made one in front of her using dried strings from the inside of the peel instead of tobacco and putting it onto a piece of rolling paper. She loved it and has taken to drying her own peel in the sun and smoking it in the evening.”

Back in the 60’s there was a song called “Mellow Yellow” , and the singer was Donovan. The chorus went something like… “and they call it mellow yellow…Quite Right!”. That was Banana leaves supposedly!

She must be a hippie at heart … I Googled this and found the following:

“The high is very very intense, and one can get addicted to it the first time you take a hit…. makes sex the most intense thing ever experienced… orgasms are heightened to the extent that some people are known to have gotten heart attacks…”

Love this picture of her growling and hissing!

Amy and her beehive have left London and gone back to St. Lucia, the sunshine, salty air, and ganja that she loves so well.

Yesterday morning, she left on a jet as she plans on making her next album there as well as purchase a home. Wish I could go there as well. It’s been a long winter.

It’s been long enough that she’s been on vacay, her Back To Black is skipping from me playing it too much.

Amy Winehouse just got back from a relaxing two-month Caribbean vacation and according to police and her rep, was charged with assault Thursday for allegedly attacking a fan at an end-of-summer ball in London last Sept. 26th.

Dancer Sherene Flash had told tabloid newspapers that she was hit in the eye by the much-talked about retro-soul singer after asking to take her picture at the Berkeley Ball, a charity function held in central London’s Berkeley Square.

Amy’s spokesman Chris Goodman said Friday that she went voluntarily to the police station, where she was arrested and charged. Police issued a statement saying she’s been released and is due to appear in court on March 17th.

Wino is still in St. Lucia resting and recharging her battery. Isn’t this a sweet picture of her horseback riding with some tourist?

The Sun is reporting that one of her friends said that she has been smoking up to 10 joints a day and spending about £500-a-week on it.

A source said, :

“Amy hasn’t touched crack or cocaine for months. She has been really good.Drugs are easy to get in St Lucia but she has just stuck to smoking dope. The amazing thing is she smokes all morning then sees her personal trainer in the afternoon and is put through a grueling workout.”

I wonder, would a baked stoner actually participate in a grueling workout? In anycase, looking at this latest picture of her, she’s looking soooo much healthier. Could it be that the ganja is helping her with her appetite? She’s been down there so long, maybe de island life and relaxed living has done the girl some good. Smoking weed seems to agree with her. She’s eating, sleeping, more relaxed, seems more at peace. More power to her!

Sigh. I loved the ‘fro, it was such a natural look. Why, Amy, Why?

I don’t know about her. If I ever saw even one measley picture of myself where I looked as bad as she does in every picture I’ve seen of her over the last two years, I would check myself into rehab. Seriously and if I didn’t, my family or friends would call 911 on me.

She is in complete denial of how ill she is. How she can look at herself in the mirror each day and think “I’m lookin’ fine.” I realize that this is a cliche at this point, but honestly don’t know how she is still alive. She is just truly sad and pitiful. Someone help her.

She tried to visit her Blaaaaaake in rehab yesterday, but missed visiting hours. The Daily Mail says she got into a cab, drove for a short while, then turned around and left.

Amy opened her door this morning nibbling on a piece of what looks like cheese toast or maybe lemon curd and did you notice? Gone is her beeutiful beehive. Instead, she’s rockin’ a curly ‘fro. She reminds me a bit of Ernie from Sesame Street, or Carla from the tv show Cheers.

Anyways…

She asked one of the paparazzi (who were all staked outside her house) if she could use their cell phone. Not sure why she did that, but then really, does anything she does make any sense? I think not.

After her quick call to whoever, she told the paps she was getting treatment for a rash on her stomach. Um… too much information.

Apparently she did not talk about her Blaaaaake. She hasn’t even gone to see him in rehab yet. Somehow though, I don’t think they allow family visits for the first little while so in all fairness, she may not be even allowed in… which is a good thing.