Mar 07

Amy Winehouse just got back from a relaxing two-month Caribbean vacation and according to police and her rep, was charged with assault Thursday for allegedly attacking a fan at an end-of-summer ball in London last Sept. 26th.

Dancer Sherene Flash had told tabloid newspapers that she was hit in the eye by the much-talked about retro-soul singer after asking to take her picture at the Berkeley Ball, a charity function held in central London’s Berkeley Square.

Amy’s spokesman Chris Goodman said Friday that she went voluntarily to the police station, where she was arrested and charged. Police issued a statement saying she’s been released and is due to appear in court on March 17th.

Feb 07

Wino is still in St. Lucia resting and recharging her battery. Isn’t this a sweet picture of her horseback riding with some tourist?

The Sun is reporting that one of her friends said that she has been smoking up to 10 joints a day and spending about £500-a-week on it.

A source said, :

“Amy hasn’t touched crack or cocaine for months. She has been really good.Drugs are easy to get in St Lucia but she has just stuck to smoking dope. The amazing thing is she smokes all morning then sees her personal trainer in the afternoon and is put through a grueling workout.”

I wonder, would a baked stoner actually participate in a grueling workout? In anycase, looking at this latest picture of her, she’s looking soooo much healthier. Could it be that the ganja is helping her with her appetite? She’s been down there so long, maybe de island life and relaxed living has done the girl some good. Smoking weed seems to agree with her. She’s eating, sleeping, more relaxed, seems more at peace. More power to her!

Nov 18

Sigh. I loved the ‘fro, it was such a natural look. Why, Amy, Why?

I don’t know about her. If I ever saw even one measley picture of myself where I looked as bad as she does in every picture I’ve seen of her over the last two years, I would check myself into rehab. Seriously and if I didn’t, my family or friends would call 911 on me.

She is in complete denial of how ill she is. How she can look at herself in the mirror each day and think “I’m lookin’ fine.” I realize that this is a cliche at this point, but honestly don’t know how she is still alive. She is just truly sad and pitiful. Someone help her.

She tried to visit her Blaaaaaake in rehab yesterday, but missed visiting hours. The Daily Mail says she got into a cab, drove for a short while, then turned around and left.

Nov 11

Amy opened her door this morning nibbling on a piece of what looks like cheese toast or maybe lemon curd and did you notice? Gone is her beeutiful beehive. Instead, she’s rockin’ a curly ‘fro. She reminds me a bit of Ernie from Sesame Street, or Carla from the tv show Cheers.

Anyways…

She asked one of the paparazzi (who were all staked outside her house) if she could use their cell phone. Not sure why she did that, but then really, does anything she does make any sense? I think not.

After her quick call to whoever, she told the paps she was getting treatment for a rash on her stomach. Um… too much information.

Apparently she did not talk about her Blaaaaake. She hasn’t even gone to see him in rehab yet. Somehow though, I don’t think they allow family visits for the first little while so in all fairness, she may not be even allowed in… which is a good thing.

Oct 27

Amy Winehouse is currently in hospital after being admitted for a possible chest infection says her rep. Last June she hopitalized for a severe lung problem, her father said it was emphysema from smoking crack and cigs but her people later clarified those comments, insisting tests showed she merely had early symptoms of the chronic respiratory disease.

Tracey Miller, her publicist told E! News about this latest stay in hospital:

“Amy is still in the hospital undergoing more chest and lung tests. She should be home in a few days.”

Oct 26

Amy Winehouse smiles as she gets ready to get into a cab with her friend Blake Wood to check into a hospital in London, England on Saturday. Something so sad and so wrong about this.

She was supposed to meet with the police earlier in the week with regard to her alleged punching of a fan last month. After she asked Amy for an autograph, Serene Flash is claiming that Amy punched her in the face!

Since she didn’t show up for the hearing she may be facing additional disciplinary action. Hopefully she’ll realize the seriousness of her bad behaviour. The timing of this latest stunt could be a major problem for her since her beloved Blaaaaake is due to be released this December. Imagine if she has to go to jail and he’s released, it may send her over the edge.

Jul 20

Is Amy Winehouse pulling her tongue and grabbing her boob? I am not quite sure what to think of this picture. It looks as though Amy is sex deprived or something. Is that even her tongue? I am so confused..

Wino Crazy

I think Amy should stay off the street, because it really freaks me out.

Jul 04

Glass Counter

Amy Winehouse was apparently grounded, but this morning she was either ‘allowed out’ or escaped from her London pad. Here we can see her rubbing her ass up against a class counter in a Koscher food store. The reason for this strange behaviour is that she ‘smudged the counter’ so she was wiping it off. I think just walking away would have been a better choice.

The second pic is of Amy coming out of a fruit store. Not quite sure what she is thinking at that exact moment.. she reminds me of a little creature.

Creature

Jun 12

Amy Pop

Here is a photo of Amy with her amazing beehive giving icy pops to the photographers outside her home. I have to say I’m impressed that she took that much time to purdy herself up.

On a more important newsworthy note, Amy will be singing for a crowd in Russia tonight. Reuters is reporting that Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich has hired her to perform at the opening of his girlfriend’s art gallery. She is supposedly being paid $2 million for the gig!

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Coldplay – Lost Lyrics
David Cook – Hungry Like The Wolf Lyrics
Metro Station – Control Lyrics
Kanye West – Summer Jam Freestyle Lyrics
Serj Tankian – Sky Is Over Lyrics
Nicole Scherzinger – Do What You Want To Me Lyrics
George Strait – Troubadour Lyrics
Keith Sweat – Some More Lyrics
Jadakiss – Bang Bang Lyrics
Theory of a Dead Man – Bad Girlfriend Lyrics

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May 24

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Here is Amy Winehouse answering the door without a shirt, and grabbing her boobs. I am not sure why she even answers the door. It seems a bit odd.. do the papparazzi knock and she just gets tripped out and opens it thinking its her friends? Apparently Amy asked the paparazzi for some money to pay the driver, and she said she would give them clothes in return. How sad is that?