The Dishing Diva

Madonna has supposedly kicked Jesus Luz’s a** to the curb.

I wonder if it’s because she read the scandalous Daily Star report on what lingerie model Luciana Costa had to say about her and Jesus spending a romantic weekend together in Brazil?

Or could it be because Madonna didn’t want her relationship with a cheatin’ toy boy affecting her chances of adopting another child from Malawi? Madonna recently was quoted saying:

“Many people, especially our Malawian friends, say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister. It’s something I have been considering, but would only do if I had the support of the Malawian people and government.”

Some inside source close to Madonna told the Daily Star:

“She was drawn to Jesus. But it was just a bit of fun and she’s enjoyed herself, but she is growing bored of the relationship and her family comes first. He would ruin her chances of adopting again. And the pictures of him with Luciana made her realize that he’ll be better suited to somebody his own age.”

Nicole Richie has debuted her very own official website at NicoleRichie.com.

Her first blog entry is about her new fashion jewelry line:

“Design has always been a passion of mine. And jewelry is only the beginning. I’m ultimately going to expand into clothing, shoes and sunglasses… My design philosophy is simple: whatever inspires me… whether it’s people, places or music.”

Nicole is expecting her second child with fiance Joel Madden, and there are rumours they are planning on getting married before the baby arrives:

“They are old-fashioned in some ways. Now their second baby is coming, they both want to make it legal,” an insider tells.

The insider went on to say that Nicole already has a vintage Yves Saint Laurent dress waiting to be worn:

“It’s been hanging in the back of her closet. She always planned to wear it on a very special occasion.”

Rihanna’s car was pulled over early Thursday morning in Hollywood after leaving the nightclub, Les Deux!

After being swarmed by paparazzi, the vehicle she was riding in was stopped by police for missing a front license plate and window tinting.

Rihanna has been out and about a lot lately trying to be seen without Chris Brown even though they reconciled and were together both in Miami and L.A. AFTER he was charged with assaulting her. A source says Rihanna, and Chris are now spending time apart:

“They are taking some time off; they haven’t broken up but they are taking a break.”

Everyone knows she took him back, she’s just waiting for the right time to go public … thing is… how long will she keep her distance from him? Going out with her girlfriends and hanging out in VIP booths isn’t fooling any of us.

It’s just been a little over a week since MJ made an unmasked appearance in London to announce his new tour, yet here he is again wearing a surgical mask on his way into a Beverly Hills medical center.

He’s been wearing surgical masks for years and still has us ALL fascinated. That’s why he’s still one of the biggest money-makers out there even with the negativity that surrounds him.

Michael is scheduled to perform 36 concerts starting in July. The 100.000 tickets sold out this morning, in just 2 hours. It’s amazing how he still rocks at 50 but will he have the physical strength to perform?

Joaquin performed last night at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami at around 2 in the morning. During his ghetto – budget rap act, some loser in the audience tried to do the flex . Joaquin response was:

“We have a f**ing bitch in the audience”

The loser in the crowd kept at him, so Joaquin hissed back:

“I’ve got $1 million in the bank. What have you got b**ch?”

Then Joaquin dropped his mic, charged into the audience and gave him a beat down.

Security broke the wrestling match up and booted Joaquin out of his own show. Naturally, Casey Affleck recorded the whole scene on tape for the mockumentary they are making. I used to think he was kind of sexy looking but homeboy trying to gain street cred isn’t working for him.

He’s a walking contradiction in terms. The GQ suit he is wearing is perfectly tailored to him and the homeless ‘fro and grizzly beard ” rapper ” combo top is rebel/bada** yet he goes on Letterman, gives press conferences and keeps us all informed on his new thing.

Something about him does it for me though!

Here is Britney poolside at the Mandarin Oriental pool getting a pedicure. She is currently in the midst of her Circus tour but has a few days off relaxing with her children, visiting sick kids in the hospital, and going shopping at the Spanish Mediterranean-styled mall, Merrick Park in Coral Gables.

“Britney looked so fresh and was so nice,” a source at high-end shoe store, Jimmy Choo told PEOPLE:

“She bought shoes, sunglasses and bags and thoroughly enjoyed the shopping experience.”

Another mall retailer said: “Britney looked really relaxed and happy.”

Her tour resumes again tonight where she’ll be performing at Nassau Coliseum in New York before doing two nights in Newark, N.J.

Kelly Clarkson is on the cover of the April 2009 issue of Blender magazine. My question to the magazine is “why would a magazine ask such dumb questions?” I’ll have to check out the issue to make sure they talked about her album while they were discussing her urinary habits and nudity.

Interestingly enough, she didn’t seem to be offended at all by these questions. That is what makes her so …. oddly normal!

Here are some tidbits from the interview:

On peeing in the shower:

“Anybody who says they don’t is lying.”

On taking pleasure in walking around naked:

“I’m the kinda person who just doesn’t like clothes.”

On blowing her nose and then checking the tissue to see what color the snot is:

“I mean, if you have a cold, you have to check, to see how sick you are.”

On the essence of her appeal:

“The thing with me, and my audience in particular is, people look at me like a sister or a daughter. It’s not like people look at me as unattainable, some kind of star like that. People love the ‘real’ factor that’s involved, I think.”

On being an open book and willing to “talk about anything”:

“I do not lie. Ever. I will tell my girlfriend if she looks fat in her jeans… When you don’t make yourself clear or heard, that’s where trouble starts. And that’s something I learned as a child. No one is going to know what you feel unless you tell them.”

Stella McCartney’s show in Paris had some freaky eye candy sitting in the front row. Kanye and his fembot Amber.

She looks like one of my old Barbie dolls… after I played hairdresser and got a wee bit too enthusiastic and gave her a buzz cut.

I may be wrong, but I don’t think so, but, I am beginning to think Amber has such an over-inflated sense of her own self-worth that she is under the impression that she is so truly gorgeous that hair would interfere with her beauty and perfect features! The pink lipstick, pink spandex leggings and tube top are a travesty. She’s in Paris for fashion week. Who else is feeling this girl’s unique style and flavour besides Kanye? *looks around* Anyone?

He seems to be living the lyrics to his hit song, Stronger, to life: “Well, I’d do anything for a blond Dyke…And she’ll do anything for the limelight…And we’ll do anything when the time’s right”

hahaha!

Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzi ex-boyfriend of Britney Spears is now charged with three felonies because he smashed his car into a process server a couple weeks ago. There’s also a warrant out for his arrest.

The L.A. County District Attorney has charged him with with the following:
assault with a deadly weapon
battery
hit and run

Adnan hit the man who was a process server who was reportedly trying to serve him with legal papers on behalf of Britney Spears. The incident happened in an alley and after being struck by Adnans’ car the server landed on the hood and held on to avoid being rammed into a garbage truck while the freak kept on driving!

Not a smart move on Adnan’s part. What’s wrong with just accepting the documents?

Carrie Underwood wore an absolutely gorgeous Georges Chakra Spring 2009 Couture dress at the 2009 Elton John AIDS Foundation’s Academy Award Viewing Party. The celebrity bash was held at the Pacific Design Center in Hollywood on Sunday night (February 22).

She is a very talented, classy, beautiful young woman with a style all her own when it comes to her wardrobe, makeup, hair and the way she presents herself. I think she looks adorable all dollied up in designer couture or in just jeans and a tee.