Michael Lohan has fired a response back to Lindsay’s response about him bashing Samantha’s Book…

“Who’s out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins.She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who’s out of control? I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control? I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay .

Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life.That’s what Dina told me. I’m reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy. Dina’s a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay’s good side instead of being a good parent. I don’t give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she’s going to turn around to me and tell me, ‘Daddy, you were right.?

Oh the Lohans they are always full of backstabbing and gossip. I don’t know why Michael Lohan doesn’t just shut up. Even if Samantha is using poor old Linds, I think she hates it more that her Dad talks to the press. I hate their drama but at the same time I crave it!

Samantha Ronson is supposedly writing a “Tell All Book” about her and Lindsay Lohan.. Michael Lohan was pissed and made sure that he told the media about it. He said “She’s using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.”

Lindsay was definitely not impressed by her fathers media antics (although I am surprised she doesn’t care about the book…. unless she is in on the deal..

Lindsay’s Response “He’s out of control. I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love.”

It looks as though Dawn is going to leave Danity Kane. I guess she feels she is just too good for the group and Diddy agrees. I feel as though a new reality series is in order. I bet all those girls can’t stand Dawn she seems a bit stuck up.

It is sad that most girl groups split up, while guy groups usually stay together. I guess it is harder to deal with Bitchy women!

Here are the girls playing nice, imitating Britney in an Esquire Magazine shot.

Paris Hilton posted on her blog to promote her new show “My New BFF”. I actually secretly want to watch it as I assume it will be somewhat amusing.

“Summer Update and My New BFF!
Current mood: excited

Hey everyone,

Hope you’re all having a wonderful summer. This is actually the first summer where I didn’t just lounge around in St. Tropez or a private beach somewhere–I didn’t take a vacation this summer because it’s been non- stop work.

I’ve been shooting the show, editing it, traveling to Europe to promote my handbag line and fragrance, designing my fall collection for my shoes and clothing line, and working in my studio on a new album. So professionally its been a very successful and productive summer. My favorite part of the summer has been the time I’ve gotten to spend on tour with my love Benj We always have the best time together and he’s played some shows in some pretty rad places: Orlando for example, so we got to go to Disney World, which is always a blast! He’s such an amazing boyfriend and so talented too…I love watching him perform on stage, so hot! Loves it!

Life couldn’t be better; I have a great boyfriend and a new best friend. I’m so excited to announce that I’ve wrapped taping of “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.” I’ve been LOVING every moment in the editing room, and am sitting there literally in tears, every day, laughing so hard at all the priceless moments from the footage. Also I’m thinking that a lot of the crazier scenes might just end up on the DVD….there is so much footage and even though some will be edited out as all shows must do, I want you to be able to see it and laugh as much as I have been!

When I was little I loved playing with dolls. Now that I’m grown up, this show concept has given me my own real live dollhouse by having the BFF contestants. Imagine all the trouble and fun I could cause all at once just with a text on my blackberry, from me to them…I’m sure you and your friends do a lot of my communicating by text–it’s crazy to imagine how important that has become. I will admit…I love texting So it was naturally part of taping the show with the BFF contestants…I can’t wait for you to see how we used the messages throughout the show.

These kids are gonna blow your minds and touch your hearts with what they go through and reveal. They were sweet and fun and a little crazy! Ha…I can’t wait for you all to see the drama of having these girls and guys living under my roof. It was definitely an experience I will cherish forever and never forget. I made friends that I will have for a lifetime.

Wednesday, we all got together at a hotel in LA and shot the casting special that you will all get to see in the next few weeks on MTV. I really wanted you guys to be introduced to these kids and see some sneak peeks from the show. It was so much fun to see everyone again. We had a great time. I took lots of pictures, so I’ll post them soon. And because I had so much fun doing this one, I decided I need to find my new British BFF…Everyone knows I love LA. But London, watch out – I’m coming to town and bringing my fast-paced life with me. I’m in the UK all the time, but of course I can’t bring all my friends, so I’ve decided to look for a new BFF across the pond. I need a best friend who is hot, who can keep up with me, and most of all, who is real and won’t be a backstabber. I’m not leaving London until I find that amazing girl or guy who can meet the challenges of being my British bestie!I am so excited! London is one of my favorite cities in the world. Or should I say, favourite. Click here for more info if you live anywhere in the UK!

I love you guys! xoxo Paris

Paris Hilton’s My New BFF premieres at 10pm on Tuesday, September 30th on MTV. Tune in, its gonna be hot Loves it!”

I want the old Riri back.

She is seen here soaking up some rays in a white bikini. Her tummy is definitely not as rock hard as it used to be. I have to say she still looks really good for having two kids.

Am I seeing things straight? Why does Madonna look like this?

I am horrified. I am thinking some plastic surgery went really wrong! There is no reason for her face to look like that.

“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?”- Brooke Hogan

Um Brooke, Hilary dropped out of the race awhile ago!  What a dumb ass! I am a Canadian and I even knew that. There is really no other words for it… unless of course she said this before Hilary dropped out. Then again she would have been better off to keep her mouth shut. So what if women are emotional. Hilary Clinton was for universal health care and that’s what you Americans need!

Can’t wait to see it! I hope she does a good job, otherwise she will have just embarrassed herself.

Can you say skanky?!