Jul 15

Jessica Simpson will be launching a new perfume line called Fancy. I guess Jessica figured since her singing and movie career went downhill she would try something else to expand her empire. I am sure Jess will do wonderful as perfume lines seem to be all the rage these days.

Jess

Jul 13

So you may have heard about the Lindsay Lohan’s half sibling scandal… or maybe you haven’t. Anyway here she is with her mother crying to the insider. I guess Michael wasn’t paying child support so they decided to go public. The mom seems genuinely sorry and all the daughter wants is to meet her famous siblings (but of course not see her father). I do not understand why Dina, and this other woman even slept with Michael he really seems like a loser.

Jul 11

Lindsay Lohan decided to price her leggings ridiculously expensive. She wants 132 dollars a pair of leggings. Leggins right now are actually quite a cheap accessory. Even in relatively expensive stores they still only sell for around 40 bucks. The cheaper stores sell leggings for 8. I can see this line of leggings not selling at all.

The fact she put knee pads on her leggings gives blogs endless opportunity for skank jokes.

132 Dollars for Leggings with Knee Pads

Incase you area hard core Lilo fan and can’t afford this sh*t, you can buy her 42 dollar leopard ankle covers.  They seem to be the most trendy thing in the line! Not that I would ever where them.

Ankle Covers

Jul 10

Selling Out

Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, are now $1.5 million richer thanks to OK! Magazine. The two are whoring out their new daughter (just like most of the celebs) in order to get some easy cash! I can’t believe their baby “Honor Marie Warren” is almost 2 months old. It seems like just yesterday Alba was stomping around town pregnant!

At first it was reported that Alba rejected the offer but eventually caved.. They might as well get some cash as the paparazzi are just going to snap pictures for free.

The deal also includes another event (ie: Thanksgiving or Christmas)

Jul 09

Lily No Brain

“I left school at 15. I’m not a genius songwriter. I don’t think I’m really good at anything.”

- Lily Allen tells the new issue of Rolling Stone U.K.

Wow someone needs to go back and get their diploma. Hey at least she is honest right?

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Jul 08

Nicole and Keith

Nicole Kidman’s Grampa revealed that he and his wife suggested the name Sunday to Keith and Nicole. He says, “I have read a bit about Sunday Reed and her husband John – she was a key mover and shaker in the arts around the beginning of the century. The name Sunday struck me as being a nice name for a woman, so my wife and I mentioned it.”

I almost think celebs feel it is their duty to name their children ‘weird’ and out of the ‘ordinary’ names. Apple, Sunday, Harlow…the list goes on and on!

Jul 07

Hot Ginge, AKA Prince Harry may soon be single. His hot girlfriend Chelsea Davey is starting to put her foot down. She isn’t ok with his partying ways and wants Harry to spend more time with her. They are apparently going on a vacation together to work things out. Somehow I think they will as there are many girls that would gladly take his place.

Chelsea and Harry

Jul 06

Mimi’s marriage may be on the rocks! The whirlwind romance seems to be over. I am not sure who this source is but it sounds about right. Mariah Carey is really demanding and I am surprised Nick thought he could control this diva!

Mariah and Nick

The source says, “Things are really bad between them. The honeymoon period was over before it began. Nick’s been surprised at just how demanding his wife is. He feels like her skivvy and moans she has him waiting on her hand and foot. Of course, they met not long before they decided to get married so there were always going to be things they needed to learn about each other. It appears Nick’s learned he doesn’t like her very much.”

Jul 05

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson has shed some pounds (but not all of them)… she is looking way better than she did a year ago!

The original American Idol is actually working on her fourth album. After her last album disaster she has many collaborators including Sam Watters, Louis Biancaniello and Ryan Tedder (OneRepublic). I a surprised she didn’t get Timbaland… to help her out. I guess his fame is slowly fizzling. He has produced a lot of songs but only a slim few made it. (Nelly, JT, Onerepublic, Kerri Hilson)…

Jul 04

Glass Counter

Amy Winehouse was apparently grounded, but this morning she was either ‘allowed out’ or escaped from her London pad. Here we can see her rubbing her ass up against a class counter in a Koscher food store. The reason for this strange behaviour is that she ‘smudged the counter’ so she was wiping it off. I think just walking away would have been a better choice.

The second pic is of Amy coming out of a fruit store. Not quite sure what she is thinking at that exact moment.. she reminds me of a little creature.

Creature