The Dishing Diva

Stella McCartney’s show in Paris had some freaky eye candy sitting in the front row. Kanye and his fembot Amber.

She looks like one of my old Barbie dolls… after I played hairdresser and got a wee bit too enthusiastic and gave her a buzz cut.

I may be wrong, but I don’t think so, but, I am beginning to think Amber has such an over-inflated sense of her own self-worth that she is under the impression that she is so truly gorgeous that hair would interfere with her beauty and perfect features! The pink lipstick, pink spandex leggings and tube top are a travesty. She’s in Paris for fashion week. Who else is feeling this girl’s unique style and flavour besides Kanye? *looks around* Anyone?

He seems to be living the lyrics to his hit song, Stronger, to life: “Well, I’d do anything for a blond Dyke…And she’ll do anything for the limelight…And we’ll do anything when the time’s right”

hahaha!

Kanye recently did an interview with Details Magazine and shared his thoughts on a few topics. I don’t know that many of his hits off the top of my head, just one, Gold digger comes to mind, so I think his statement about his cultural impact might be over the top. He really needs to talk with the little people, the ones who are outside of his life bubble. If he did, he may be stunned when he realizes he isn’t that important to them!

I wonder… could it be possible he’s pulling a Joaquin Phoenix and switching gears in his career? Either that or he may be living on another planet from the rest of us who really don’t ‘get him’ and all his wonderousness.

Here are a few snippets from the interview, enjoy all you Kanye fans:

Kanye Wants To Focus On Fashion Since He’s Mastered Music:

“Put this in the magazine: There’s nothing more to be said about music. I’m the fucking end-all, be-all of music. I know what I’m doing. I did 808s in three weeks. I got it. It’s on cruise control. . . . Man, we talked about music for God knows how long! Now let’s talk about how my fucking sweater didn’t come back right from Korea. That’s what’s interesting me.”

Kanye On How He Has Contributed To Our Generation:

“If not me, then who? Someone could be a better rapper, dance better. But culturally impacting*? When you look back at these four and a half years, who’s the icon at the end of the day? Who broke down color barriers? What other black guy would a white person use as a fashion reference?”

Kanye’s Opinion on “that’s so gay” Is In His Opinion A Compliment:

“Titles are very important. I like to embody titles, y’know, or words that have negative connotations, and explain why that’s good. Take the word gay—like, in hip-hop, that’s a negative thing, right? But in the past two, three years, all the gay people I’ve encountered have been, like, really, really, extremely dope. Y’know, I haven’t, like, gone to a gay bar, nor do I ever plan to. But where I would talk to a gay person—the conversation would be mostly around, like, art or design—it’d be really dope. From a design standpoint, kids’ll say, ‘Dude, those pants are gay.’ But if it’s, like, good, good, good fashion-level, design-level stuff, where it’s on a higher level than the average commercial design stuff, it’s, like, gay people that do that. I think that should be said as a compliment. Like, ‘Dude, that’s so good it’s almost . . . gay.’”

Rihanna looking lovely in Gucci puts her arm around her boy Chris Brown at the 2009 GRAMMY Salute To Industry Icons honoring Clive Davis at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Saturday (February 7) in Beverly Hills, Calif.

The two of them will be performing Tonight at the Grammys. Some of the other musical talent scheduled to appear will be: Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Kayne West, Estelle, Adele, Sugarland, Kenny Chesney, Coldplay, Jennifer Hudson, the Jonas Brothers, Kid Rock, Lil Wayne, Paul McCartney (with special guest drummer Dave Grohl of Foo Fighters), Katy Perry, Robert Plant & Alison Krauss, Radiohead, T.I., Justin Timberlake, U2, Carrie Underwood, and Jay-Z.

Kanye West and Louis Vuitton creative director Marc Jacobs showcase a red Louis Vuitton shoe designed by Kanye during Paris Fashion Week today. He also debuted a new mullet hairstyle.

This is the second shoe design the public has been shown as earlier in the month, Kanye showed off a white pair of loafers/sneakers that he also designed. The new shoe line will be sold at LV stores in June.

Kanye posted an entry on his blog to set the record straight on some rumors and to complain about the technical difficulties he’s been having lately. He said:

“Yoooo! Why won’t you let me be great!!! I had the two greatest days of my life and when i get back from the Louie [sic] show i read some s– claiming I said I’m down to do porn and some bisexual porn!!!! I can’t believe the AVN would post… I just gave the performance of my lifetime for our new president. Then I flew to Paris and they debuted my new shoes that I designed with Louie [sic] Vuitton which was a dream come true. Please I beg you, give me a break!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me be great!!! Who have I hurt so bad that they want to destroy me? Who have I ever spoke about so negatively?”

Kanye begging for a break? Kanye rocking a mullet? Kanye tooting his own horn?

*yawn*

Suge Knight filed a lawsuit on September 12th in US Bankruptcy Court in L.A. His court documents claim that three years ago, Kanye had a pre-MTV VMA party at The Shore Club in Miami. It was at this party that not only was he shot in his upper leg, he also lost a 15-carat, $135,000 diamond stud earring and he wants to hold Kanye responsible because he allowed someone to smuggle a gun past the security.

Suge says because of his bullet injury he had to fly by private jet back from Miami, and wants to be compensated for the medical bill and: “for damages for the loss of use and enjoyment of the earring.”

Suge is bankrupt, but his attorneys have worked out some sort of deal with the Court which will let him have a percentage of any monies he collects from the suit!

Kanye’s blog on Friday had this to say about the now famous airport incident:

“We back in the lab!!! I’m cool with the paparazzi. This guy wasn’t cool. I gotta work now… I’ll rant later!”

TMZ is now reporting that he may not even be charged since it was his assistant who did the most damage. He broke two cameras totaling around $8400. California laws state that damaging property worth more than $400 is considered a felony.

Kanye only broke a camera light which is worth $100 which amounts to a misdemeanor, so his assistant will more than likely be charged with a felony.

If any of us average people pulled a similar stunt like that in an airport on 9/11, we’d be up on federal terror charges! I don’t know when it happened but Kanye and Diddy have turned into whiny a** beyotches, so much for their street cred.

“HOUSTON I LOVE YOU!

Don’t believe the hype! When I started the show the other night we were having a lot of technical issues due 2 the heat. The 2 huge screens on both sides of the stage were glaring bright blue like when your DVD player acts up at home. I asked for them 2 turn the screens off 3 times because it was distracting 2 the show. The fans were not getting what they paid for. I admit, in my frustration, I did use profanity on the 4th time I asked. I stopped the show 2 go over and check it out myself. After the screens were turned off I started the same song from the beginning. The screens were eventually fixed 5 songs in but it was definitely better 2 have them blacked out rather than bright blue. Unfortunately for certain media outlets, you will never be able 2 ‘Michael Jackson’ me.

That means 2 make it seem like everything I do is so weird or out of place… they always try 2 make it seem like everything is about my ego! That joke is getting old. At a certain point you have 2 respect that I’m one of the last artist that still cares about the fans having the best time of there lives! Thanks 2 Bossip and Perez for taking it easy on me on the EW spaz… I did go in a little 2 much on that one. I’m sure there are some cool people who work over there and had nothing 2 do with that review. With all that said…. “I’m still the greatest!!!” lol!! Oh and I was in the studio with T.I. last night…. so get ready!!! ”

I guess he was getting a lot of negative press about his diva rant on his blog and then a few days later storming off stage due to a malfunction. I guess Kanye just wants his fans to have a good time at his show. I guess that is better than having a star not care right?

Kanye is being quite the Diva! He is complaining on his blog that Entertainment Weekly gave him a B+ for his new Glow in the Dark concert. I think Kanye is quite ridiculous because a B+ is pretty good. All this controversy makes me really want to go see the concert. See what all this hype is about. Anyway read the rant its actually quite funny.

Yo, anybody that’s not a fan; don’t come to my show. For what?! To try and throw ya’ll two cents in? Ya’ll rated my album shitty and now ya’ll come to the show and give it a B+. What’s a B+ mean? I’m an extremist. It’s either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, fuck you and the whole fucking staff!!! I know I shouldn’t dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the artists. I just wanna know when was the last time you enjoyed yourself. If you can’t have fun and lose yourself at this tour it’s a good chance you’re a very miserable person. I actually feel sorry for you guys. Your job forces you to not have fun anymore. Grab a drink, holla at some nice girls, and party bitch!! You don’t know shit about passion and art. You’ll never gain credibility at this rate. You’re fucking trash! I make art. You can’t rate this. I’m a real person. I’m not a pop star. I don’t care about anything but making great art. Never come 2 one of my shows ever again, you’re not invited and if you see me…BOW!! This is not pop, it’s pop art!