The Dishing Diva

Samantha Ronson vaguely addresses the mystery surrounding the status of her ‘relationship’ with Lindsay Lohan in the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar:

” She’s great. She’s also 22 years old. I think people forget that.” Samantha goes on to say:

“With the Internet the way it is, one second we’re enemies, one second we’re best friends, one second we’re lovers, and then we’re broken up.”

She goes on:

“Even the airport security guy in Canada asked me, ‘So is it true? It’s like, ‘Oh, yeah, I’m telling you.’”

Lindsay personally sent off an email to Bazzar Magazine saying:

“Samantha and my relationship is a private matter.” She also said: “I love the Ronsons. They’re close to my [heart] and I respect all the work they do.”

Sweetness and light. I can dig it.

Neither of them have really opened up about each other, nor have they sat down and done an interview together . They are photographed together constantly and just drop the occasional cryptic little half-a**ed comments now and then. Personally, I don’t see why they don’t just outright declare they are in love if they really are, but maybe they aren’t so that is why they haven’t!

Maybe they are just dating and enjoy being together.  Whatever it is that is or isn’t going on, Lindsay has been behaving herself, and that is a good thing.

So you may have heard about the Lindsay Lohan’s half sibling scandal… or maybe you haven’t. Anyway here she is with her mother crying to the insider. I guess Michael wasn’t paying child support so they decided to go public. The mom seems genuinely sorry and all the daughter wants is to meet her famous siblings (but of course not see her father). I do not understand why Dina, and this other woman even slept with Michael he really seems like a loser.

Lindsay Lohan decided to price her leggings ridiculously expensive. She wants 132 dollars a pair of leggings. Leggins right now are actually quite a cheap accessory. Even in relatively expensive stores they still only sell for around 40 bucks. The cheaper stores sell leggings for 8. I can see this line of leggings not selling at all.

The fact she put knee pads on her leggings gives blogs endless opportunity for skank jokes.

Incase you area hard core Lilo fan and can’t afford this sh*t, you can buy her 42 dollar leopard ankle covers.  They seem to be the most trendy thing in the line! Not that I would ever where them.

The Lohan Family Drama Continues…. Below is a voicemail that somehow leaked. It was sent by Michael Lohan to Lindsay. I can totally see why he hasn’t been able to contact her. He is always beaking off about her in the press, gives press conferences where he gossips about family biznass, is a convicted felon, and the latest fiasco… the surfacing of a secret love child (13 year old daughter) surfacing… the girl must be embarrassed to the max.

Here is the message:

“I’ve been trying to reach you for a week now. I know that you were annoyed that I gave an interview and my need to comment about the people you are around, and obviously you took offense to it. Honey, I’m sorry. I am telling you, I just love you. And I promise you, I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again.

One of the reasons why I got so concerned is because we used to talk all the time. We were always texting, and then the texting was sporadic. You weren’t returning phonecalls, so I was concerned. Look, I love you honey. Please, please don’t do this anymore. Pick up the phone and talk to me. Everything from now on is between you and me. And I promise you, I will not go back on it, I will not break my word…

I promise you, I’ll keep questions out of the press, when it comes to you I promise. Just please, please, honey, call me or pick up the phone. You need to promise me.

Back when everything was going in the right direction, and so a lot of the same things happening and you end up very worried about it. (And the whole reason why), when how things were, (……) were together, when you were climbing, and Mean Girls and ever since Herbie, when I was out of your life, everything started to unwind—all these things didn’t do well—and so on, so forth. And how people are blaming me because you’re not getting roles or something?”

(End Of Message)

Hmm,

Now isn’t this interesting. The ‘other woman’ that Michael Lohan had the affair with is now speaking out to Star Magazine about their relationship. Her name is Kristi Kaufman:

“I just want to make sure the truth comes out,” Kristi, 44, said from her home in Florence, Mont. “Michael is already out there spreading lies.”

Kristi told the magazine that their affair lasted several years. She admits they began seeing each other while he was briefly separated from Lindsay’s mom Dina… but it continued even after the Lohans got back together:

“He met me in Houston and we met again in New York,” she says.

Kristi says she had always had doubts that her ex-husband was not Ashley’s father, and in 2005 she took a paternity test that proved it.

“The only other person I had slept with was Michael,” she said.

“My daughter (Ashley) has a right to know who her father is — and it’s Michael,” says Kristi, who is now married to real-estate agent Daryl Kaufmann.

When asked by Star about Kristi’s allegations Michael said:

“I have known Kristi since 1983, I hadn’t seen her for 12 years. Dina and I were separated and I had seen Kristi, she was in the middle of a divorce. Years later she contacted me convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.

“My lawyers will sort this out.”

Notice he did not mention calling his secret love child and wishing her a happy 12th birthday, nor did he mention continuing the affair AFTER he and Dina Lohan reconciled! Shame really.

Here is Lindsay lounging at the pool in Cannes… at first glance I could hardly tell it was even her. The shades and the cowboy hat really threw me off. On a side note being a blogger really makes me bitter… I see these celebrities lounging around without a care in the world… Lindsay is flat busted broke, yet she still gets to strut around for free just because she is ‘popular’. What has the world come to? I bet she didn’t even have to pay to fly over to Cannes let alone stay in that hotel.

Somehow I feel that Ali Lohan is going to eat her words in the near future!

When I read this I thought aw how sweet and innocent she is now. Just give her like 5 more years, and she will be partying up a storm. If she can actually uphold her words, I will definitely eat this post! In the mean time it will be fun to wait and see when she slips up.

These two bff seem so cozy together don’t they? This picture was taken a little bit ago before their alleged lover’s tiff in NY last week which makes the rumours of them being an item a wee bit more believable.

I’m wondering if Lindsey is managing to stay sober one day at a time with all of the partying and jet-setting she does.Rumour has it her daddy has been asking around Hollywood who is supplying her with drugs.

I haven’t noticed any posts or pics of her going into or coming out of any AA meetings recently. Shame really.

The NY Post is reporting that Lindsay Lohan had a bad night at the Crown Bar in West Hollywood, the other night. Apparently she was upset over a spat she had with her girlfriend Sam Ronson, who was working as a DJ there.
The snitch tattled :

“They had a full-blown fight. “Evan Ross, Diana’s son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears.”
I wonder if she is just a wee bit over stressed over all the negative PR she’s been having lately. It’s bad enough being accused of being a mink coat thief, being dropped from her latest film, now her best chica is pissed off with her enough to make her cry, wonder what she did to annoy her?

Lindsay Lohan has been dumped from the movies Manson Girls and Ye Old Times. Lindsay rep is claiming that the reason  for not doing the movies was ‘scheduling’ conflicts. Let’s think about this, Lindsay is in desperate need of a job, so why would her schedule conflict with a movie. She isn’t doing anything else!