Here they are at the 30 million dollar grand opening party of the Atlantis resort in Dubai.

Page Six is claiming that the drama between Lindsay and her lover SaMan’s tiffs have gotten so intense, they are now going to couple’s therapy. I’m wondering if the reason may be because Lindsay is up to her old tricks. She seems to show up to so many openings of new places where alcohol and drugs are easily available.

She doesn’t seem to understand that her behavior is holding back her career. She needs to get a new agent who will help her find some decent work utilizing what’s left of her talents. Or… could it be
because she may not really know exactly what she wants yet, and now someone else’s feelings are involved and it’s not fair for them ? It’s not a good scenario as it always ends in tears.

Anyways…

A source said:

“They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other. Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, ‘Is this worth it?’ ”

Britney Spears is now being shadowed by 6 armed guards (trained by the Israeli military). She is paying close to $25,000 a week for these guys to watch her every move. There has to be two guards watching her at all times, while the others scout out restaurants, hair salons, coffee shops etc.. before she enters.

Kind of strange… maybe she doesn`t feel secure…and this is what is needed to keep her sane and feeling safe.

Eminem made a surprise prank call on Tuesday night on his Sirius Satellite Radio station, Shade 45, to LL Cool J who was a guest on Tony Touch’s “Toca Tuesday.”

Em posing as “Jason from Miami,” challenged LL to a round of “Name That Tune.” Em as “Jason” recited some of LL’s lyrics and LL would have to guess which one of his songs was being rapped.

“Hold your nose, dead bodies are around/ I leave scratch marks under the tears of a clown,” Eminem rapped in character. Cool J immediately recognized his song “Eat ‘Em Up L Chill.”

Em rapped up more lyrics:

“The president woke and he called the pope/ The pope climbed to heaven on a golden rope/ PS. The Lord raised Michelangelo from the dead/ So he can make a fresh painting of my head.”

LL correctly answered: “My Rhyme Ain’t Done.”

Am impressed LL, not knowing he was talking to Eminem said to “Jason” :

“You sound good saying them joints. Damn, B, “that sounds like you need to write some bars, homie.”

Eminem then recited some of his own rhymes from “Lose Yourself” and finally let on who he was. Cool J laughed. Eminem went on to say that he had been a longtime fan of LL Cool J and remembered their only meeting, years ago in a Foot Locker.

“Listen, man, you got this relationship with Dre,” Em said. “You’re cool with 50, so when are we gonna hang out? I got cable at my house, and the game is on.”

Tony Touch the radio host quickly asked Eminem about what he has been up to since he has been on hiatus since late 2006. He was also hospitalized with pneumonia last December.

“Everything is good,” he replied. “I’m just in the studio now working on songs.”

LL Cool J’s next album, Exit 13, is set to drop sometime this summer.

Madonna just said that she likes to listen to Britney Spears’ Blackout while exercising. She had this to say to New York’s Z100 FM today:

“I actually love Britney Spears’s new album. I usually work out to her record. I do a combination of pilates and dance aerobics.”
Hmm, what a nice thing to say, although I do wonder if she has actually had any real contact with Britney recently? I think not, shame as they used to be so connected, way back when . That does seem so long ago now. Look how hot Britney used to be, although she is looking better since her dad took control over her life.

“Obviously, working out is important. Well, I don’t. I have joined a gym, but I can’t bring myself to start. What do you wear on the running machine? I can’t bring myself to wear flat shoes.”

- Victoria Beckham

LOL so I guess this girl just doesn’t eat then to keep her skinny figure. I bet she can’t even wear flat shoes anymore, her calves have probably shortened up. Posh better start doing some calf stretches before she starts wearing running shoes.

Here is a picture of her and Blake II:

Kelly Osbourne introduced her friend Blake Wood who she claims is gay to Amy and they’ve been seen out and about quite often ever since. Kelly was quoted saying of her friend : “Blake II” is clean and sober and a good influence because Amy obviously needs new friends.
Blake Wood is an American photographer, maybe we’ll get to see some of his work if he does a photo shoot with her. He’s tall, dark and handsome dontcha think?

“My meeting with Britney and some of her family members this morning in her room at Cedars leaves me convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention.

She was released moments before my arrival and was packing when I entered the room. We visited for about an hour before I walked with her to her car. I am very concerned for her.”

This statement was released regarding Dr. Phil’s time with Britney, but there are other reports saying that Britney wanted nothing to do with Dr. Phil and he was actually only there for 15 minutes not like the hour he said he was. Why would Dr. Phil lie?! It would have been just as good publicity if she didn’t want to talk to him.

Wow, I got this from Perez Hilton’s website, and look at the difference between the real Britney and the fake Britney. I didn’t know they went to that much effort to make someone like 10 pounds lighter.

This industry is really giving the real girls a bad image to try and strive for. Britney is not fat whatsoever, there is no reason to be photo-shopping her to a size 0.

Why doesn’t anybody do something about Amy Winehouse? She has been roaming the streets for the past few nights, completely drugged out. Make sure to check out her nose… Here is the scoop:

Troubled Amy Winehouse continued her erratic nocturnal antics for the fourth consecutive night, roaming around London’s Soho until 5am with a mystery white powder smeared across her nostrils. The Rehab star, whose behavior has become increasingly troubling in recent times, played a secret gig at the Jazz After Dark club in Greek Street…An onlooker said: “She seemed to be having trouble working out the music. She was going back and forth, sorting out the arrangements before singing for about 15 minutes.” She then went to Balans restaurant in Old Compton Street, where she stayed until the early morning. Wearing the same clothes from a day earlier, she again stopped off at a local store for a quick sugar fix, but that’s were the sweetness ended - as she emerged, she spat at a waiting pack of photographers and fans.”

Check out these pics of his first ever photo shoot

Alexander Vaggo’s first layout for Alexander McQueen’s “McQ” line. I must say he does look fine. Makes me think of that old saying “It’s not what you know, it’s WHO you know” The former pizza boy who was in LA on holidays, and spending his nights in youth hostels is movin’ on up in the world. What a way to travel.