Jennifer Lopez was being her usual self (diva) with a capital D shopping last week at the Catherine Malandrino boutique on Manhasset’s Miracle Mile.
“She demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, ‘Absolutely not,’ ” said our spy. “Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn’t buy one thing.” J.Lo’s rep did not return a call.”
I really pisses me off that she ‘needs 50% off’ when she has that much money. If anyone needs 50 percent off now a days it is Lindsay Lohan, or regular folk like myself.
Either way it is funny to hear about her divalike ways.
Britney Spears is now being shadowed by 6 armed guards (trained by the Israeli military). She is paying close to $25,000 a week for these guys to watch her every move. There has to be two guards watching her at all times, while the others scout out restaurants, hair salons, coffee shops etc.. before she enters.
Kind of strange… maybe she doesn`t feel secure…and this is what is needed to keep her sane and feeling safe.
Mike Comrie is going to be holding on to his hot girlfriend Hilary for awhile. I could see him proposing to her. She is just way too cute. Here they are together at the Cartier Love Charity event. I wonder if he is a bit hurt when the paparazzi ask him to step away from the Duffster so they can get a few pics of her alone. Hopefully he just takes it as flattery that he has such a hot girl…
So we thought Britney might stay away from the papparazzi and LA for awhile, but she missed it too much. Brit visited Jamie Lynn and her niece Maddie in Louisiana for just 3 days. I heard reports that she was going to stay for a few months, but I guess she couldn’t stand to be away from all her adoring shutter bugs.
Not sure how true this is, but a ’source’ told someone that Jennifer Lopez wants to be the perfect mom and breaks down in tears if her twins cry… Somehow I think it is a bit far fetched, but it is funny either way. I am glad Mark is keeping Jennifer under control.
The source said, “Jennifer wants to be the perfect mother, but she crumbles if any normal little thing goes wrong. If the twins cry, she thinks it’s because she’s a bad mom, and bursts into tears herself. Marc had to sit her down and make her understand that she’s a good mom and it’s normal for babies to cry.”
His name is Derrick Barry and doesn’t he do a fine job of impersonating Britney? He put on quite the performance for last night’s episode of America’s Got Talent and wowed the audience as well as myself!I can’t stop laughing! He is trashtastic just like her! Something tells me we’ll be seeing more of this guy in the future!
Eminem made a surprise prank call on Tuesday night on his Sirius Satellite Radio station, Shade 45, to LL Cool J who was a guest on Tony Touch’s “Toca Tuesday.”
Em posing as “Jason from Miami,” challenged LL to a round of “Name That Tune.” Em as “Jason” recited some of LL’s lyrics and LL would have to guess which one of his songs was being rapped.
“Hold your nose, dead bodies are around/ I leave scratch marks under the tears of a clown,” Eminem rapped in character. Cool J immediately recognized his song “Eat ‘Em Up L Chill.”
Em rapped up more lyrics:
“The president woke and he called the pope/ The pope climbed to heaven on a golden rope/ PS. The Lord raised Michelangelo from the dead/ So he can make a fresh painting of my head.”
LL correctly answered: “My Rhyme Ain’t Done.”
Am impressed LL, not knowing he was talking to Eminem said to “Jason” :
“You sound good saying them joints. Damn, B, “that sounds like you need to write some bars, homie.”
Eminem then recited some of his own rhymes from “Lose Yourself” and finally let on who he was. Cool J laughed. Eminem went on to say that he had been a longtime fan of LL Cool J and remembered their only meeting, years ago in a Foot Locker.
“Listen, man, you got this relationship with Dre,” Em said. “You’re cool with 50, so when are we gonna hang out? I got cable at my house, and the game is on.”
Tony Touch the radio host quickly asked Eminem about what he has been up to since he has been on hiatus since late 2006. He was also hospitalized with pneumonia last December.
“Everything is good,” he replied. “I’m just in the studio now working on songs.”
LL Cool J’s next album, Exit 13, is set to drop sometime this summer.
Here is Britney poolside at the optional topless pool Bare at the Mirage Hotel in Vegas. She’s actually looking fine, although the short dress or is it a cover up could be a wee bit longer.
Wicked looking gladiator shoes aren’t they? Thankfully she’s not wearing those hideous cowboy boots!
Her weave looks weavetastic as well! I’m so anxious to see how long her real hair is, obviously not long enough. Shame she never rocked the bald head look!
Kat Von D tattooed around 400 people in 24 hours while filming her reality show. Her ex husband Oliver Peck decided to out ‘tattoo’ her, by inking 413 people in 24 hours. I bet Kat was pissed when she found out he beat her world record. Guinness was their to crown him the tattoo king. I don’t think Kat will be trying to beat him as she almost couldn’t make the 24 hours the first time around. Kat Tattooed a little over 16 people/hour where Oliver tattooed over 17 people/hour.
Looks like the celebrity crazed paparazzi are no longer following Paris like they used to. She went out to some low class hamburger joint with her boytoy and had only 2 paparazzi following her. I guess everyone has seen and heard enough of Paris, and they are all just waiting for something new and exciting to pop up and so far no one really has… Heidi Montag is hardly that interesting…
I think Paris will settle down happily with Benji and fade away quietly. If her and Benji breakup then I think we will be seeing a lot of Paris again.
